YOU WANNA JOKE THREAD I'LL GIVE YOU A JOKE THREAD

[rockindisjoint]

You are Souji Seta. You wake up on the futon in Yosuke Hanamura's bedroom. All of the women (and Teddy) you know in any sort of emotional intimacy are asleep on or around you.

>Inventory
You are completely nude beyond one (1) Teddy Suit Head strageticly covering your extremities. It's a beary embearrassing.

Comments

[12000yearoldteenager]

[Does time dilation make this illegal...?]

[1500lives]

[...................he's not asking his uncle, if you don't.]

[bashfulbibliophile]

[Oooh Mr. Seta, oooh!]

[1500lives]

[So, does he still have to pay his library dues?]

[dragonspooker]

[WAIT HOW DID SHE END UP HERE]

[1500lives]

[...uh, TV world?]

[trashcanninja]

I OBJECT TO THIS APPARENT ORGY WITHOUT YOUR PARTNER!!!!!

[1500lives]

> You have the feeling Yosuke did not get any after all...
> ...
> You're sure he'll be comfy sleeping in the tub.

[detective2000]

[And then there's Naoto

who's charging right into the room like it ain't no thang, carrying a coffee in one hand and a breakfast burrito in the other.

She's got you, Bro.]

[1500lives]

[Best.

Bro.

Ever.]

[terminalemulation]

[This is actually physically impossible.]

[1500lives]

[Man, he's got an iPad, you're covered baby.]

[princessofjustice]

[THIS IS AN INJUSTICE ON SO MANY LEVELS YOU HAVE NO IDEA]

[1500lives]

[So it wasn't good for you, then?]

[rockindisjoint]

[And I kept my moss on.]

[1500lives]

[HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK]

[snarkingscribe]

[NOPE NOPE NOPE

NOT LEGGY

NOT BRUNETTE

DO NOT WANT]

[1500lives]

[WOW NOPE SORRY YEAH THIS IS, YEAH SORRY

He might have a leggy brunette around here somewhere if you want an apology gift...]

[trumpuppet]

[She was only here to try and recruit the teddy bear as a party member!

How did this happen?!!?!]

[1500lives]

[He'll be your dolly any time, hunny.]

[satelliteheart]

[They don't call it the Lovers Arcana for nothing

;D ]

[1500lives]

[~Wink~

Also if a lesbian with a powerfist comes over to talk to you, he had nothing to do with it]

Senario A

[emptycatalyst]

[ "Where am I?"
"Uh... Was it good for you? ...Because I can't remember."
"Please don't tell Senpai."
>"..." ]

You find yourself unable to voice many of the thoughts rapidly flashing through your mind, settling into an uncomfortable silence.

[1500lives]

[>"..."

Ditto, kid. Ditto.]

[syncingdoll]

[Actually, she just got here; someone call for a maid to clean up the inevitable post-coitus detritus?]

[1500lives]

[gomen for bras on the ceiling fan



He didnt even know yosuke had a ceiling fan

or, maids]

[spicydreamgirl]

[This scenario has certainly gotten enough out of hand for this all to be a dream.]

[1500lives]

[Dream-weaver, keep him company tonight~]

Senario B

[emptycatalyst]

[You are Souji Seta.]

[You are Souji Seta. ]

[You, Ayano Masuyo, are now Souji Seta.]

[What this means for the true Souji Seta, however, remains to be unseen. At least until you get a responce to this comment.]

[1500lives]

[When did he get boobs what is this]

[stimpakaddict]

[[Black Widow] ...well, that's what happens when you get two protagonists near each other.]

[1500lives]

[WELP, HE'S GONNA DIE.

SORRY ABOUT THE FUTURE BLOODSTAINS, YOSUKE.]

[hypocriticaloath]

[All of you people are lucky she didn't sneak pieces of your livers while you were collectively unconscious, as a medical donation. Adorea's been running low on human liver.]

[1500lives]

[Uh...so yeah, he was trying to invite you over because his friend has a thing for physicians but...

...yeah...]

[nemophila]

[Well then.]

[1500lives]

[hardworkandahakkero]

[So where do you keep all your cool shit, anyway? She's not leaving emptyhanded. There's gotta be a valuable something around here.]

[1500lives]

[Sorry, dollface, he keeps it all in his head.]

[loversradar]

[Rise banged that Senpai. She banged him hard.

There is no escape now. Marriage ending. Life as a pop idols bag carrier and hubbu. Look at your life, Souji. Look at your choices. They aren't that bad all things considered]

[1500lives]

[ok he accepts that but

..........how did he bang two of you???????]

[cantbuildengines]

[...how did she even get in the door. Or...in the bed, for that matter.]

[1500lives]

[he's a magician, baby, he can-

no i cant even make that joke i dont wanna think about transformers sex ok omf]

[rubegoldbergmachinist]

[Man, this disguise is really good.]

keywordos

[reunioning]

[NO]

[kozyingaround]

[Oh. Oh no.]

[pontilficates]

[Gonna burn this motherfucker down, literally.]

I had something witty up here orgionally but holy shti this turned into a big post????

[rockindisjoint]

[Okay, lets measure the pros and cons here to measure how much of a untolerable sentinent being she is.]

[On the one hand, she hadn't done too bad when it came to picking the astetic value of her horrible mistakes. This boy look about her age, which was always good. He was also really easy on the eyes, and that subttle sort of dazed and bewildered expression he was wearing right now was endearing enough. The weird owlbear thing was a bit much, though.]

[On the far more dominate hand, this current prediciment definitely implied that she was a horrible, monsterous, cheating scumbag. If it wasn't offical someone like Feros deserve better than her before, it was now. Worst part was that he'd probably forgive her.]

[On the... Third hand? Foot? Tail? Whatever.]

"Well, you're not dead. That's uh... Good."

[Nor was he horriblely burned and/or crippled. Which was to be expected, logically speaking, but it was good-in a horrible sort of way-to have that confirmed in a sort of... Pre-Feros pratice run? Gods she was a monster.]

"So, uh..."

[There was also the fact that he was the only one really flaunting any nudity. That was good. Sure she was in a bit of a disarray. Stuff was unfastened and unbuckled and slid loose and the outerlayers were strewn about... but it meant that in whatever delusional state she had been in she at least was so neurotic about her body she hasn't /completely/ displayed her less than alluring complexion while assumeably inebriated.]

"Are you gonna just sit there with your birthday suit on or are you going to figure out some pants?"

[She was still going to call immediate dibs on the blanket and throughly cocoon herself, however. Make sure she had Full Concealment and all thoes Dnd 3.5 gameplay terms.]