“I know what a human pregnancy is like, Hythlodaeus,” Hades said as he reluctantly popped the top of the bottle and drank the horrible liquid. He could have changed it, but part of him was fine with the masochism of it all.

“I’m going to start screaming,” Hades muttered, forcing himself to sit back. “This could be done with, you know, dearest,” Hades called over to Prometheus. “With literally a snap of my fingers!”

Which was the perfect time for Hades to notice Lahabrea and Elidibus watching from the top of the wall. Oh for fucks sake.